funny/sad.......no just funny

[Andy]

I can't make this stuff up

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/2339399841.html

[hk500]

ICE BABY ICE

[MOstang]

That CD being included has to add at least $2 to the price. To help the sale it should have included the girlies on standby with this one.

[EXNODRAMANOTCH]

Wrong year, wrong model, and wrong color, but other than that it's just like it.

[ABN2060]

Turn up the volume, crank up the bass, aw yeah!
Vanilla Ice is in the place
Let me tell ya a little story about my 5.0
Just to let-a ya know, I'm in total control
Oh yes, many people know that I got good taste
and if the cops try to chase
I'm in a high speed race
I just laugh, right in your face
and say Yo, haha, don't even waste your time, see
'Cause I can redline and leave you far behind
Beause I'm out gettin' mine
And you're sweatin' like steam and you can feel the flow
When I'm

Rollin in my 5.0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0

It's not a benz or a Jag
It's a 5 (?)
I don't wanna brag
But I can never be stabbed
when I'm cruisin', to A1A
0-60, 4 seconds no play
It's not a joke
And You can see the smoke
I'm burning rubber
You heard me clear, I didn't stutter
The VIP Posse's like my homeboy staff
and you can giggle and chuckle but I'll have the last...
Laugh and take my money all the way to the bank
And the ones who buy my records are the ones I should thank
because I'm sweating like steam and you can feel the flow when I'm

Rollin' in my 5.0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0

Tick tock tick
Doot doot doo doo ---4x

Aw yeah, here we go!

Time keeps on slippin'...
Time time time... ---2x

V-to the A-N-I double L-A-I-C-E (Vanilla Ice!) Got it goin on!

I view a fly cutie
and I wanna converse
I zip the first
And then back to reverse
Cause the crazy-fly ronies
(?)
They wanna flee with the I-C-E
I don't drive 55 when I'm in my ride
I just glide
My head leaned to the side
I cruise the loops, crunk(?)
with the plan in mind
The VIP Posse not far behind
The honeys start to jock for my 1000 watts
It fills the backseat as my system rocks
'Cause I'm sweating like steam and you can feel the flow
when I'm

Rollin' in my 5.0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0 (fades out)
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0 (fades out)
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0 (fades out)

Tick tock tick
Doot doot doo doo ---8x

Aw yeah, here we go!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
You got the idea
I'm here to tear the new year!
I'm not a square,knowhatI'msayin?!
Smooth and swift 'cause I got the gift
You suckers are slippin'
Come for the Ice, are ya trippin'?
Yo man I'm rippin...in my 5.0!
Me and the VIP...outta here

[Andy]