DPS confirmed" 1 fast mustang

Andy · #1 08-18-2010, 01:42 AM

DPS confirmed" 1 fast mustang
If this gets nuked i have saved it....
And now for something completely different!
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/cto/1904981850.html

Rhino · #2 08-18-2010, 02:16 AM

Hmmm. One of the more interesting ads I have read lately.

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"DPS confirmed" 1 fast mustang

Date: 2010-08-17, 9:47PM MST
Reply to: sale-cmznh-1904981850@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Up for sale is exactly what the title says...An 88 mustang that was confirmed by the Department of Public Safety (AZ highway patrol) to be able to do in excess of 126MPH, althought you wouldn't be able to KNOW your going this fast as the numbers on your speedometer stop at 85mph...As I have proved, you in no way need a track to go this fast, AZ freeways are perfect for speeding, as long as you love spending a night in jail using your shoelace free shoe as a pillow as they wake you up constantly to change what room your in and finger print you AGAIN! This vehicle is also capable of helping you lose weight...the key to this is getting arrested just before dinner time and by the time you are processed in you will have missed dinner at the jail and will have to wait till morning for breakfast even though you skipped your lunch that day to do an oil change on the very car they impounded.

Anyone looking for a 88 Mustang that you can't afford to drive after your gigantic speeding ticket and impound fees that were just as much as the ticket? If so just email me, I just wish my insurance rates went with the car!

ABN2060 · #3 08-18-2010, 02:51 AM

That one is great....

MOstang · #4 08-18-2010, 07:14 AM

That's just way too funny...finally a comedian instead of an a** h**e writing one of these Craigslist adds.