funny/sad.......no just funny
 

I can't make this stuff up
http://i54.tinypic.com/21otbo.jpg
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/2339399841.html

ICE BABY ICE :D

That CD being included has to add at least $2 to the price. To help the sale it should have included the girlies on standby with this one. :rolleyes:

Wrong year, wrong model, and wrong color, but other than that it's just like it.:headscratch:

Turn up the volume, crank up the bass, aw yeah!
Vanilla Ice is in the place
Let me tell ya a little story about my 5.0
Just to let-a ya know, I'm in total control
Oh yes, many people know that I got good taste
and if the cops try to chase
I'm in a high speed race
I just laugh, right in your face
and say Yo, haha, don't even waste your time, see
'Cause I can redline and leave you far behind
Beause I'm out gettin' mine
And you're sweatin' like steam and you can feel the flow
When I'm

Rollin in my 5.0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0

It's not a benz or a Jag
It's a 5 (?)
I don't wanna brag
But I can never be stabbed
when I'm cruisin', to A1A
0-60, 4 seconds no play
It's not a joke
And You can see the smoke
I'm burning rubber
You heard me clear, I didn't stutter
The VIP Posse's like my homeboy staff
and you can giggle and chuckle but I'll have the last...
Laugh and take my money all the way to the bank
And the ones who buy my records are the ones I should thank
because I'm sweating like steam and you can feel the flow when I'm

Rollin' in my 5.0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0

Tick tock tick
Doot doot doo doo ---4x

Aw yeah, here we go!

Time keeps on slippin'...
Time time time... ---2x

V-to the A-N-I double L-A-I-C-E (Vanilla Ice!) Got it goin on!

I view a fly cutie
and I wanna converse
I zip the first
And then back to reverse
Cause the crazy-fly ronies
(?)
They wanna flee with the I-C-E
I don't drive 55 when I'm in my ride
I just glide
My head leaned to the side
I cruise the loops, crunk(?)
with the plan in mind
The VIP Posse not far behind
The honeys start to jock for my 1000 watts
It fills the backseat as my system rocks
'Cause I'm sweating like steam and you can feel the flow
when I'm

Rollin' in my 5.0
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0 (fades out)
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0 (fades out)
Rollin' in my 5.0-0-0-0-0 (fades out)

Tick tock tick
Doot doot doo doo ---8x

Aw yeah, here we go!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
You got the idea
I'm here to tear the new year!
I'm not a square,knowhatI'msayin?!
Smooth and swift 'cause I got the gift
You suckers are slippin'
Come for the Ice, are ya trippin'?
Yo man I'm rippin...in my 5.0!
Me and the VIP...outta here

Ice Ice Baby :eek:

Nice, Mike! I missed your post earlier. Here is the original for all da' boyz (it's as bad as the other):

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5. 0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No - I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo - so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine - All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo - I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man - Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

That advertisement ploy might have worked 20 yrs. ago! LOL.

What I am curious about is how many from the forum have now rushed over to the CD Universe website and bought a Vanilla Ice CD? :party: